Messed Up Puzzles
Jigsaw Puzzles For Messed Up People
Gouged From Horror, Grindhouse & Exploitation Classics
Kendall Reviews would like to bring your attention to the fantastic jigsaw puzzles from Messed Up Puzzles.
Each puzzle is officially licensed and measures 50 cm x 70 cm and comes complete with a designer box and a removable obi-wrap. 4 new puzzles are to be unleashed anytime now so stay tuned to Kendall Reviews and Messed Up Puzzles for more details.
Additionally, there is a possibility that your puzzle could be signed!
Maniac: 1 in 25 will reveal William Lustig’s signature when assembled!
Nekromantik: 1 in 50 will reveal Jorg Buttgereit’s signature when assembled!
Nekromantik 2: 1 in 50 will reveal Jorg Buttgereit’s signature when assembled!
Messed Up Puzzles has very generously offered the fiends of Kendall Reviews an exclusive discount. To qualify for a generous 15% off your order just enter the code KENDALL at the checkout.
I’ll be featuring an interview with Matt from Messed Up Puzzles in the near future alongside a mini-review of my first NSFW Jigsaw Puzzle. I’m just waiting on those 1000 blood-soaked pieces to drop through my letterbox.
For more information on Messed Up Puzzles please visit their website www.messeduppuzzles.com
You can also follow them on Twitter @messeduppuzzles
Messed Up Puzzles #1
Cannibal Holocaust
The Mother of all Cannibal Movie Jigsaw Puzzles. This one goes all the way. 1000 profane, appalling, soul-scarring, vile, damnable, repulsive, gut-munching pieces.
NSFW or Wherever You Solve Puzzles. Features nudity. You’re welcome.
Officially Licensed. Art by Rick Melton for the Grindhouse Releasing Blu-ray special edition.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Cannibal Holocaust HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #2
Pieces
Puzzle No. 2 in the Collection and it’s exactly what you think it is: the infamous, blood-stained jigsaw puzzle that spawned the grindhouse classic. 1,000 pieces of filth that your mom does not want you putting together.
NSFW or Wherever You Solve Puzzles. Features nudity. In case you hadn’t noticed.
Officially Licensed. Officially hot AF. Photo courtesy of director Juan Piquer Simon and Grindhouse Releasing.
Blood courtesy of your mom.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Pieces HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #3
The Beyond
A jigsaw puzzle that will gouge your eyes out. The dreaded gateways to Hell are concealed in these 1000 cursed pieces. A couple of nights struggling with this one will make you feel paralyzed, watching flesh-eating tarantulas come to rip out your tongue.
Officially Licensed. Art by Jerry Martinez commissioned for the 1998 theatrical release by Grindhouse Releasing.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy The Beyond HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #4
Zombie
A jigsaw puzzle that is going to eat you! 1000 flesh-eating, eyeball-splintering pieces.
SFW if your work hates sex but is okay with violence.
Officially Licensed.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Zombie HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #5
Maniac
SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION of 500: 1 in 25 will reveal William Lustig’s signature when assembled!
MANIAC isn’t just a much-demanded puzzle garroted from the original controversial theatrical poster…It’s also a Willy Wonka-style hunt for a one-of-a-kind collectible. Out of this limited run of 500 puzzles, 1 in 25 will reveal William Lustig’s signature somewhere between the blood and the bulge, only to be revealed once the puzzle has been assembled. Everyone else still gets a jigsaw puzzle with serious mommy issues, cut from 1000 pieces that need to be locked in the closet.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Maniac HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #6
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Punish! Messed Up Puzzles presents the first-ever jigsaw puzzle that knows when you’ve been naughty. 1000 “sleazy, miserable, insulting, disgusting, worthless, exploitive” (Roxanne T. Mueller, Cleveland Plain Dealer) pieces antler-gored from the original iconic design by Burt Kleeger, complete with vintage folds from before poster tubes existed.
It’s the perfect Holiday gift for loved ones (it’s awesome) AND to Punish the coal-deserving (it’s hard).
Officially Licensed.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Silent Night, Deadly Night HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #7
NEKROMANTIK
SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION of 300: 1 in 50 will reveal Jorg Buttgereit’s signature when assembled!
Romance is dead! Messed Up Puzzles and Cult Epics bring you the first-ever jigsaw puzzle for Nekrophiles. 1000 corpse-riding pieces cut from the original art by Andreas Marschall.
Banned in Germany upon their release, Jörg Buttgereit’s NEKROMANTIK films, about a mild-mannered street cleaner, his girlfriend, their ménage à trois with a corpse, and a mild-mannered necrophile in flagrante delicto with the corpse of the mild-mannered street cleaner, can now be proudly assembled in your home without being in violation of German penal code section 131.
NSFW or Wherever You Solve Puzzles. Features nudity.
Officially Licensed.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Nekromantik HERE
Messed Up Puzzles #8
NEKROMANTIK 2
SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION of 300: 1 in 50 will reveal Jorg Buttgereit’s signature when assembled!
Romance is dead! Messed Up Puzzles and Cult Epics bring you the first-ever jigsaw puzzle for Nekrophile-philes. 1000 corpse-riding pieces cut from the original art by Andreas Marschall.
Banned in Germany upon their release, Jörg Buttgereit’s NEKROMANTIK films, about a mild-mannered street cleaner, his girlfriend, their ménage à trois with a corpse, and a mild-mannered necrophile in flagrante delicto with the corpse of the mild-mannered street cleaner, can now be proudly assembled in your home without being in violation of German penal code section 131.
NSFW or Wherever You Solve Puzzles. Features super gross shit.
Officially Licensed.
Puzzle size: 50cm x 70cm (19.685″ x 27.559″)
You can buy Nekromantik 2 HERE
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